The Hollywood Poop

Half a Cuthbertkini

elisha_cuthbert_bikini_1.jpgHey there, Elisha Cuthbert of the hit television program 24. You sure are pretty, what with your shimmery blonde hair and your cleft chin and your shiny lady teeth. But why are you wearing pants over your bikini bottoms, Elisha Cuthbert of 24? Why you gotta go and be like that? What are you hiding under there? Botched bikini wax? Illegal contraband Jarts? An alternate reality? Perhaps later, she will look over the pictures she's taking of Paris Hilton and take a few tips. "Bikini bottoms go on the OUTSIDE of pants. Interesting. Also, cover self with glitter and feast upon small canines. Duly noted, duly noted."

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Find Elisha Cuthbert of 24 at MrSkin.com.

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