Mel B Tricked Eddie Murphy into Proving He's a Total Jagbag

You know those people in restaurants who accidentally get sent an appetizer they didn't order and then berate the server with "You can't make me pay for that. I didn't ask for it. I didn't want it. I'm not paying for it"? That's Eddie Murphy, only he's not rejecting a crispy beef satay but a cute little baby. The National Enquirer reports (via Celebitchy):

The Nutty Professor star claimed 32-year-old Mel insisted she was on birth control, and revealed they only had sex three times, according to a US report. “What was supposed to be a casual relationship ended with her having his baby and taking him to court for millions,” a source told The National Enquirer.

Although Eddie accepts that Angel is his daughter, he has said that he won’t see the little girl, because he doesn’t want to set eyes on Mel. A source said: “He says he will have to wait until Angel is older before he can get to know her without any interference from her mother.”

Secrets behind the couple’s doomed three-month fling have been revealed in legal papers in which Eddie, 46, states that Mel allegedly asked him for a $9million (£4.5million) house, plus living expenses for 18 years in exchange for her silence while she was pregnant. But Eddie baulked at the demands and it is claimed he has since refused to see the baby and the Spice Girl.

We know that Eddie hasn't had much luck in the past with hookers, but surely a little judicial slap on the wrist and a few fines look better than funding some washed-up pop star's quest for the most leopard print per square inch in a Bel Air mansion. Also, you'd think that a man who now makes his living amusing little children while sweltering under layers of latex would realize that abandoning his own child would maybe make parents not want to take their kids to see the latest Eddie Murphy joint. But if the prospect of millions of lost dollars in child support couldn't make him slap on that all-important layer of latex, then a few lost ticket sales isn't going to do shit.


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