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Norbit's a Dad

Norbit.jpgMazel tov, Eddie Murphy, you're a Spice Dad! Dude is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the father of Scary Spice's 2-month-old baby girl. People.com reports:

The results of the DNA test, which Murphy took on June 11, were received by [Melanie] Brown on Thursday afternoon, says rep Liza Anderson.

"He's the baby's father, it's official," says a source close to Brown. "The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his."

Of Brown, the source said, "There was no doubt in people's minds anyways, least of all hers. It wasn't a surprise to her. She knew all along."

Murphy's rep declined to comment.

When a man impregnates a lady and then drops her and denies paternity, it makes us feel happy, and more than a little smug. It makes us think of Eddie's own bit about "you dropped your iiiiice cream" only this time it's, "you popped a looooooad, in Scary Spiiiiiice, now you gotta pay chiillld support, you gonna be on wellllfare." In related news, why has Eddie Murphy never shaved his mustache, or even trimmed it into an alternate shape? What is he hiding? More illegitimate babies, most likely.

Mel is less scary but plenty spicy at MrSkin.com.

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  1. Posted June 26, 2007 at 6:18 pm | Permalink

    what a douche he is. i hope she take him to the cleaners for child support.

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