Some days the gossip world gives you a theme. Yesterday’s theme was death, today’s is squirrels. Yep. Squirrels. Drew Barrymore just can’t shake em. Everywhere she goes, them squirrels be hounding her. Girl just can’t escape. Our own animal control specialist, FemaleFirst, reports:
“At first three or four squirrels visited Drew when she went outside for a cigarette break – she called them Luke, Fab and Spike after a trio of her ex-boyfriends. But now more than a dozen flock to her each day.”
The 34-year-old star fears she will struggle to get rid of the pests, who are used to her feeding them nuts and tortillas.
Well there’s her problem. She just had to name those squirrels after her ex-boyfriends. Didn’t she realize that she has about eight thousand ex-boyfriends? They’re just going to keep multiplying until every dude she’s ever humped is represented.
And we were going to suggest that Drew call up Josh Duhamel, because we’d heard that he cooks up the little suckers in his restaurant, but apparently that was just a joke. Says IMDb:
Actor Josh Duhamel is stunned people actually believe squirrel is served at his Minot, North Dakota restaurant.
The rodent is on the menu at 10 North Maine, but it’s a joke among locals.
He says, “We joked about what was on the menu and (my partner) was saying, ‘What are you gonna serve, squirrel?’
“We’re a lot more sophisticated that that – it’s like sushi squirrel!”
That is pretty sophisticated. But why stop at sushi? How about squirrel in an aged balsamic reduction with foie gras and a saffron-infused foam? Oh, and then sprinkle it with diamonds. The dental bills will be worth it since it will be so classy.
And because you need more Michael Jackson today, watch squirrels dancing to “Don’t Stop ’til You Get Enough.”
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I didn't get enough.
Those dancing squirrels just made my day.