In the IT department of love, Drew Barrymore is a busted-ass copy of Vista today, for her beau of eight months, Justin "I'm a Mac" Long, has ceased plugging his USB into her port. Star Magazine reports:
Drew Barrymore has called it quits with her boyfriend Justin Long, Star has exclusively confirmed. A rep for the Charlie's Angels actress says tells Star, "I can confirm the split but have no other comment."
What could have possibly soured in a relationship between a dude best known for a computer commercial and an international movie star who has been in 4000 relationships in the past decade? Perhaps he misrepresented himself, and took to groaning, "dude, you're gettin' a Dell!" before coitus.
Drew gets naked–and how–at MrSkin.com.
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Long's Firewire was incompatible w/Barrymore's USB port. Firewalls unneeded to protect against any virus attempts by PC (Drew) to infect the Mac (Justin).
You are a very funny guy.
BTW, on a Mac, it's "command" – not "control," and "option" – not "alt."