Drew Barrymore Gets a Piece of Chuck Bass Ass

We'd been hearing that Drew Barrymore and Kirsten Dunst were in some sort of fantasy catfight that went something like this: "I'm a Mac!" "No, I'm a Mac!" And then devolved into lots of face scratching. But apparently that is so yesterday to Drew, as she's now scored herself some young (Totally not gay! Chace is just his roommate! He swears!) Gossip Girl ass. You go girl! Rawr! Get your cougar on! And so on and so forth with the lame things your fellow PTA moms will say. According to Us Weekly:

New couple alert!

Drew Barrymore and Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick were spotted "in a full-on make-out session" at a NYC concert for alt-rockers Kings of Leon Tuesday night.

Westwick's co-star Chace Crawford was also with them in the V.I.P. area at Webster Hall, but contrary to blog reports, he was not kissing Barrymore.

After the concert, Barrymore, 33, and Westwick, 21, took their PDA to Bowery Electric, according to New York's Daily Intel.

It is the second time in a week that Barrymore and Westwick locked lips, another source tells Us.

They were spotted chatting this past weekend at a Saturday Night Live after-party, which The Kings of Leon also played.

"Chemistry was there!" a witness tells Us of the two.

They then headed to NYC's hip Fat Cat Billiards, where they stayed until 6 a.m., shooting pool with Gossip Girl cast members (including Crawford), actress Ellen Page and Emile Hirsch.

"Drew was hanging all over Ed!" a witness tells Us, denying more reports that she had also smooched Crawford. "They were full-on making out!"

Adds the witness, "They were definitely all over each other. It was on!"

New couple alert! OMG, you guys, I can't believe they're dating! But they're so so perfect for each other. They would have the prettiest babies. I am so totally totally glad that Ed and Chace aren't gay; they are both so dreamy. McDreamy even. Lol. I wonder if Chace would like me? I bet he likes girls who read. He looks smart. Maybe I'll impress him with my knowledge of Twilight. Those books are so deep, he would definitely think I was smart if I talked about them. He would so marry me. And then we'd buy a house next door to Drew and Ed, and Drew would be my best friend and French braid my hair while our husbands were off filming Gossip Girl. That is so going to rock. I can't wait.

UPDATE: There's photographic evidence!


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