Delightful Canadian Ellen Page can’t seem to escape lesbian rumors. People have been saying for years that Juno likes poon-o. But it looks like Ellen’s finally quashed this once and for all now that she’s starring in a movie called Whip It! about rollerderby and promoting it by posing for a picture (in Marie Claire) kissing Drew Barrymore. Learning about teamwork and sisterhood through wearing short leopard print shorts and rollerskates and full body girl-girl contact paired with frenching Gertie from E.T. I’m convinced. This girl is straighter than an emergency trip to an outhouse.
UPDATE: Now with even more derbytacular photos. And the following quote from Drew: “Ellen has such a beautiful body. She was in her frickin’ bra with an open jacket and hot-pink shorts, skating around the rink with red lips!” Get a room.
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Ah, the fun and thrill of a lesbian May/December romance. Kinda makes you all warm inside. (Okay, waiting for the obvious. Let’s get it over with.)
Surprise, surprise, Drew is the partner on top (and Ellen is the submissive). I really don’t like her tats, though.
It sounds to me in that last paragraph with what Drew said. It sounds like Drew needed to run to the little girls room to rub one out after seeing Ellen
Usually I am much more liberal than this.. but seeing Drew w/ Ellen and knowing the age difference kinda creeped me out! Aren’t you supposed to act like a “bi-chick” in your early 20’s to get attention?? Methinks Drew needs to check her drivers’ license.
It’s odd because you usually don’t associate lesbianism with hiking trips and girls’ soccer.
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