Dita Von Teese Has Her Limits

Look at that face. Couldn't you just get lost in those guylinered eyes? Don't you dream of rubbing that artful, deliberate stubble all over your cheeks and chin? Trailing your hand down that neck to tangle your fingers in those ball-chain necklaces from the goth shop in the mini-mall? Don't you want to lose yourself in the oily, back-combed hairtastrophe that smells like Aussie Sprunch Spray and coke drip? Dita von Teese doesn't. And she would like us all to know that when it comes to Russell Brand, her thighs are clamped firmly shut. According to our personal celebrity AdultFriendFinder, FemaleFirst:

Dita Von Teese has vowed never to have sex with Russell Brand. The burlesque beauty has been pursued by the British comic star since they met in Los Angeles earlier this year, but quickly learned to ignore his calls asking her out.The 35-year-old brunette said: "I will not be having sex with Russell Brand. I was the subject of one of his calls once, but I didn't answer the phone, thank goodness. Just because I gave him my phone number doesn't mean I'll be going on a date with him."

One has to wonder how this woman defines her boundaries. She won't accept Russell Brand's penis into her vagina but will marry Marilyn Manson. That's like refusing to drink from a colostomy bag but baking a birthday cake out of maggots.

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