We know you've been deeply worried about the state of Dita Von Teese's vagina, imagining it all shriveled up from disuse, like Jennifer Aniston's was before John Mayer saved the poor neglected thing. But worry no more, friends, because Dita is definitely riding the baloney pony, getting sliced by the beef bayonet, filling her cream puff with custard, taking the little pinkie in her hairy Twinkie. Girl's getting laid. Says E!:
Dita Von Teese is getting plenty of play, thank you very much!Despite recently telling a British tabloid that she went celibate for awhile after splitting from her ex-husband, shock-rocker Marilyn Manson, Von Teese now admits she was only joking.
"All my friends [saw that] and were like, What?" the burlesque beauty told us last night at the Beverly Hills launch party for Amanda Eliasch's new book, Cloak & Dagger Butterfly. "I just thought it was funny to say at the time."
She added with a laugh, "I'm pretty sure it's safe for you to report that I've had sex by now."
Pretending she's not getting stuffed with the tug mutton when she really is? She's like the new Britney Spears. Or Clay Aiken. (Yeah, that joke just isn't as satisfying now that Clay's out of the closet. But what are you gonna do?)
