Weíve already mourned the passing of Lindsay Lohanís formerly gigantic and mesmerizing breasts. But we had one last hope: her upcoming film Herbie: Fully Loaded. But those unhorny prude bastards at Disney have even taken that away from us. Will we never be able to experience the joy that is superhuman (and perfectly ìrealî) breasts on an eighteen-year-old again?
You may need to make alternate plans for the week of June 22nd, as the promise of Lindsayís rack has been rudely eradicated. The family-loving folks at Disney (the same people who allow that dirty old perv Donald Duck run around without any pants) have altered numerous scenes in the movie in order to make Lindsayís bazooms less apparent, lest they upset those wee tykes and frigid Christians in the audience. And letís face it, those things were pretty damn distracting in Mean Girls. We couldnít take our eyes off of them long enough to even catch a glimpse of that Rachel McAdams chick. And sheís even given us the gift of a little filmed nudity in her career. The Lohan is reportedly rather amused by her digital de-bustification, probably because now that sheís turned into 2005ís Mary-Kate Olsen and lost her implants God-given boobies, sheís just happy that those funbags are getting one last little bit of attention.
See what Lindsay Lohan's breasts used to look like at MrSkin.com.
