Everyone had a friend in high school who had a mother like Dina Lohan. She enters the rec room in an impossibly low-cut blouse and whispers, "wanna get stoned?" to her daughter's male friends with her damp Benson and Hedges breath. But those mothers do not have a child whose (pendulous, succulent, masterful) breasts are featured in a national magazine. But ever the "cool" mom, Dina wants us to know that when it comes to Lindsay's naked New York magazine spread, it's thumbs up all the way. According to Celebitchy, she said:
ìIt was very tastefully done. I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor. I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character. So I donít look at them like itís Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother. . . Trust me, I wouldnít have sent my 14-year-old to the set [if the shoot was in bad taste]. And obviously Lindsay wouldnít do anything with her sister there, that was risquÈ.î
Ali Lohan: celebrity sibling. Cockblocker. If Lindsay was willing to haul out funbags and firecrotch and wave them around like a pinwheel in the spring breeze, one has to imagine what she would have been up for had her sister not been there. We're thinking ice dildoes. Ice dildoes and Gogurt enemas. Curse you, Ali Lohan!
More Lohan for the lookin'. Check Lindsay out at MrSkin.com.
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They are the worst photos I have ever seen. This girl doesn't even have curves. Her mother is an idiot if she thought/thinks they are tasteful and that is was approriate for her 14 year old to be there.
C'mooon peeps! Everyone can see the mom's kind of a tramp too. So what can one expect? And as far as the tasteful tastefulness … errr … sure, and pigs fly! No really, there's one outside my window right now!
Nudity can be tasteful and I've seen the photos of Lindsay in the magazine. They are tasteful. But, then again, I shouldn't expect immature people to understand that since they think nudity and sex go together. Our society is really messed up. And, people buy into it, so they're messed up, too. Those who think these pictures are tasteful, that's good. Those who hate the photos and think they are wrong, read what I said about being messed up.