And for our next act, we will let Page Six shock and amaze you with their tale of a tawdry under-table tickling:
WHILE Lindsay Lohan is off filming in Hollywood, her mom, Dina Lohan, is busy showing where Lindsay might have picked up her moves. Dina, spotted in a "really short dress and boots," made some fellow diners at Kobe Club lose their appetites Wednesday night. A guy sitting next to Dina was "all over her," we're told. "Dina had a napkin in her lap and hiked up her dress," our source says. "The guy put his hand under her napkin . . . It went on for like five minutes." After the guy realized he was being watched, he stopped whatever it was he was doing. A rep for Dina said, "That's a disgusting lie and it's completely untrue."
We're sure the kindly gentleman had heard about Lindsay's recent battle with appendicitis and, fearing such things run in families, was checking for inflammation. He was concerned about Dina's health, obviously. Also, Dina Lohan has a rep? That's kind of like Kevin Federline having an accountant.
