Two days, two stories involving Puffy Wuffy Diddly Widdly Bear. We know, we don't feel good about it either, but what can you do? We're a sucker for both middle schoolers getting lap dances and businessmen getting punched in the face.
According to Imdb:
Sean 'Diddy' Combs is being investigated by Los Angeles police for allegedly attacking a man at an Oscars party. Gerard Rechnitzer claims the rap mogul punched him in the jaw after the 27-year-old realtor objected to Diddy's attempts to woo his fiancÈe at a Roosevelt Hotel party on Sunday night. According to Tmz.com, Rechnitzer watched as Diddy attempted to court his girlfriend and invite her to a private party as he returned from a toilet break. When Rechnitzer stepped in to ask his fiancÈe to leave with him, Combs allegedly lashed out – and then fled the scene with his entourage. Rechnitzer called the police and filed a report.
We love the detail that Diddy fled the scene, because it gives us reason to believe that he was heading to another Oscars party to continue hitting on women while their paramours were in the bathroom. Diddy's M.O.: He scopes the room, sees a beautiful woman with a big rock on her left hand, waits for her date to head to the W.C., then sidles up to her and, in his best James Bond voice, delivers a line like, "Your naked breasts would look really slammin' covered in a pile of my Benjamins." At which point the lady's gentleman returns from the bathroom, Diddy freaks (cause at heart he's just a scared and insecure little boy), punches the guy in the face, grabs his waiting 300-pound henchmen, and runs for safety before the guy can retaliate. We hear it was happening all over L.A. Sunday night.
