Puff Poopy Diddly Iddly Doo-dad Diddy thinks he's really awesome at sex. So awesome that he could win a gold medal if it were an Olympic sport. Sure. You willing to back that up with a sex tape, buddy? Cause we're sure that would sell millions. When New York magazine (a.k.a. the place that finally brought out Lindsay Lohan's watermelons) asked the puffed one what new Olympic sport we would excel in, he replied:
Who could have sex the longest. I think that's an event I can do well in. And probably who could stay up the longest. Just so you know, that's supposed to be funny. Even though I am serious.
So what you're saying there Didman is that you're proud of the fact that it takes you hours to finally squirt? And the women in your life, are they happy with this situation? Or is it your practice to leave a copy of War and Peace on the bedside table to keep them occupied while you're slowly, slowly climbing that mountain toward ejaculation?
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Is he kidding? According to Karrine Steffans,Diddy's only packing about a solid 5 inches down there and he's average as far as performance.