Lindsay Lohan has a new boyfriend. He is the son of Diana Ross. Thus continues Lindsay's neverending habit of making very very bad decisions–the possibilty of having Diana Ross become your mother-in-law is barely a half a step above marrying into the Collins or Gabor families.
Looks like the only pink taco that Harry Morton will be entering now is his own restaurant. Lindsay has finally gotten over her shattered heart (what'd that take, like, three weeks?) and has firmly attached her fiery crotch to a new man like a barnacle to a pier. The new man in question is the 18-year-old son of Miss Diana Ross and shipping tycoon Arne Naess. The National Enquirer and a mysterious source say:
ìLindsay absolutely adores Evan. Theyíre keeping the relationship quiet and wonít show up or leave a club or event together.î The source added that Lindsay also reportedly likes being the older woman: ìLindsayís loving that, for the first time, sheís the experienced one in this relationship.î
Yeeeah, um, Lindsay has trysted with enough people to rival the total population of towns in Wyoming. We're pretty positive that she'd even be considered the "experienced one" in a relationship with Gene Simmons.
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