It’s well documented that we here at CelebNewsWire are not the biggest Denise Richards fans. But we are also professionals who are willing to set aside our personal feelings when faced with hard news. Oh, wait, we meant “faced with hard penises.” Because Denise Richards showing off her sacks for Playboy has a lot more to do with hard penises than hard news. The San Francisco Chronicle reports:
Denise Richards is considering another romp for Playboy magazine.
The sexy star bared all for the men’s magazine in 2004 and now her marriage to Charlie Sheen is over, the actress is thinking about making a return.
She tells AOL.com, “It’s still a possibility. It’s so iconic and fun.”
And Richards admits she quite liked the attention she got after posing naked for the publication four years ago.
She adds, “I think that my niche is as a sex symbol. I’m never going to be the girl next door, so why not play up my niche?”
Holy shit, she’s planning on showing her niche? That’s awesome. We thought we’d only get tits.
And to verify that Denise likes you looking at her hooters, here she is admiring herself on MrSkin.com:
Can’t wait for Denise to pose for Playboy again? Head over to MrSkin.com and see her naked right now.
2 Comments
You need a better editor.
That headline should read:
Denise Richards + Nudity = Career
That's pretty much her talent.
Hit the button to soon…
If she's really looking for a resurgence I maintain her best bet is a "Director's Cut" of Striptease II.