Denise Richards has taken some time out from her busy best-friend-husband-stealing and Sheen-avoiding schedule to pose naked for next month's issue of Jane magazine. To prepare for the bare-all shoot, Denise says that she did not embark on any sort of special exercise regimen, nor did she diet. In fact, according to the star, "I ate my face off." While it's true that when an exceedingly attractive star poses in the raw, the area one's attention is most likely to be focused upon is her body, no one wants to see said star with a perfect, oiled-up physique topped off by the raw, featureless, ragged and bloody flesh revealed after she consumed her own mug.
Denise is posing for the mag–this particular issue is called the "No Prudes Allowed Issue"–to benefit the Clothes off Our Back charity. Although our gossip chieftain, FemaleFirst, says that Denise will be naked, her quote seems to indicate that her private parts will be covered by something:
I am not quite sure what I will be wearing. I think I will be wearing clear balloons. Jane has done this before, so I think it will be a pretty issue.
In a somewhat related story, Denise recently told Entertainment Tonight that she offered Brooke Shields advice after Brooke gave birth to her second baby, saying:
I told Brooke she would lose the weight quickly the second time. I think it's due to having to chase a one-year-old around.
Why is it that these Hollywood actresses constantly say, "Oh, I NEVER exercised after I had my baby! NEVER! The weight just FELL off me because I'm just chasing my kid around all the time!" when normal, human, non-Hollywood mothers do just as much kid-chasing and have a much harder time losing the baby weight? It's probably because the star-spawn realize early on that their future life will include being wedgied mercilessly on the playground due to their ludicrous names, suffering the indignity of attending school in last season's Burberry after mom's summer blockbuster fails, and attending Jr. AA meetings at nine. Therefore, they try to run, run, run as fast as their chubby baby legs will carry them, and when star-mom says "chasing after my kid," she means "25 miles a day."
More Denise nudity is at MrSkin.com.
