First, Charlie Sheen threatened to kill her. Now, Heather Locklear claims "You no longer exist to me. It's like you've died." Wow, this whole "accuse your husband of kiddie porn and hookers, then take out a restraining order" plea for public sympathy Denise Richards is pulling doesn't exactly seem to be working out for her too well. When the public opts to side with Charlie Sheen-CHARLIE SHEEN, PEOPLE–over the pretty lady from Wild Things, you know you're pretty much an asshole.
Life choices. That's an area in which Denise Richards does not excel. Life choices. After choosing to breed with a man who not only has a long history of drug abuse, gambling, and hookerdiddling, she pretty much encouraged her best friend to divorce her husband–so she could devour him with her delightfully pillowy lips!
Star mag is reporting that Denise and Sambora's relationship started up all the way back in March. Now. You'll recall that Heather and Richie filed for divorce on February 1. After a great deal of research and fact-checking, we can exclusively report that February is only one month before March!!! Star also says that Denise angered Officer Stacy Sheridan from television's T.J. Hooker when she showed up at a Bon Jovi afterparty after Heather had specifically asked her not to go. Sammy Jo from television's Dynasty then confronted her pal, asking her specifically if she was having an affair with her (almost ex-) husband. According to a source, Denise hadn't slept with Richie yet (collective shudder), and was "too stunned to reply". Heather was not too stunned to reply to that, and simply said,
"Well, I think you've answered the question. I never want to see you again. You no longer exist to me. It's like you've died."
This kind of reminds me of that time in high school, when Crystal Marks was dating Dusty Mancino for a super long time and then one time he gave her BFF Dawn Steves a ride to 4-H in his monster truck and then Crystal stole Dawn's Palmetto jeans and cut a hole in the crotch and then Dawn got pregnant. Only the players are all really old, and starred in Young Guns. Same fashion sense, though:
Denise, sans clothes, at MrSkin.com.
Check out some Heather while you're there.
And Chaz is at MaleStars.com.
