We don't understand why famous people bother to have babies. Half the time it ends really really badly. Sure, it miraculously made KFed financially solvent for the first time in his life, but not everyone is lucky enough to have two kiddos pop out of Britney's poon chute. Sometimes you're Charlie Sheen and you end up saddled to Denise Richards for some twenty odd years. We at CelebNewsWire have never hid our dislike of Denise Richards, but even if we thought she was as sweet as a gingerbread house filled to the rafters with kittens, we think we'd still say "Bitch, please" to her moaning about only raking in a measly $52,000 a month. Yes, we said month. Page Six reports:
DENISE Richards is a big liar, claim Charlie Sheen's pals – one of whom says she "gets more than enough money from Charlie to never have to work, much less do a reality show that exploits the kids."Sheen and his friends are furious that Richards taped a reality show debuting this weekend on E! called "It's Complicated," which also features the warring ex-couple's two daughters, Lola and Sam.
In her bid to promote the show, Richards went on "Today," "The View" and "Larry King Live" to explain she did it to make money to support her children.
But, "Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support," a Sheen insider fumed. "Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can't?"
In addition to the child support, Richards got $60,000 a month (also tax-free) for two years in alimony – adding up to a whopping $1.44 million. Richards also gets a chunk of Sheen's hot sitcom, "Two and a Half Men," which "eventually will net her up to $25 million," the source said.
But big hunks of cash aren't the only thing Denise wants from Charlie. According to The New York Daily News:
Sheen's ex Denise Richards denied on "Larry King" Tuesday that she'd ever asked Sheen, father of her two children, for a sperm donation after their breakup. Wednesday, the "Two and a Half Men" star countered by distributing to us and others in the media a copy of an e-mail he said Richards sent to his fiancÈe, Brooke Mueller, on the subject in April 2007."I will no longer sit back and be egregiously painted as a liar," Sheen said. "The mere fact that she continues to publicly discuss and harass both Brooke and me three years after our separation, which for the record is longer than the actual length of the marriage, is beyond desperate and speaks volumes."
The e-mail, Sheen claims, reads:
"Dear Brooke, I don't want to have a baby with Charlie. I am having a baby in the next year. By myself … my girlfriend suggested Charlie be the donor. So, I did bring this up to him. There are so many couples having unhealthy children. Charlie and I have very beautiful healthy children together. I was strictly looking for a sperm donor, if it's any of your business. If it were him, I said we would sign a document that he couldn't come after me and I couldn't come after him … this wasn't to have sex with him, it was him donating … that's it. "
After Richards told Matt Lauer on "Today" yesterday that the e-mail was a fake, Sheen challenged: "If any proof can be established that these are not in fact her words and statements verbatim, I openly invite her and would even encourage Ms. Richards to sue me in a court of law."
This is why you have to think ahead, ladies. Waiting for the man to willingly give up his jizz is so twentieth century. The new millennium is all about rooting through the trash for used condoms and stowing them in the freezer, just in case.
Before she was a Sheen, Denise showed her beans at MrSkin.com.
