A Sad, Jobless Pig, Part II

Today is day two of "What horrible, despicable, hateful, downright mean things can Charlie Sheen say about his lovely, wonderful, nurturing, maternal ex-wife?" Brought to you by Denise Richards . . . no, wait, we meant brought to you by Denise Richards's lawyers . . . no, that doesn't sound good either. How about, brought to you by a very concerned fellow mother who just wants what's best for those two angelic little girls (meaning, their mother)? Yeah, that sounds about right, don't you think, Denise? Continuing yesterday's saga of the sad, jobless pig, Page Six discloses further Sheeny emails.

"You are an evil piece of shit. I can't wait to tell the world what a piece of shit you are. You don't get a fucking dime till this is resolved," says a third e-mail.

Richards says in her court filing that she was particularly hurt by the one about her mother, who is undergoing chemotherapy treatments for cancer.

Pictures of Sheen's "erect penis" that Richards says he used for his profile on sex sites are also included, which Richards claims he e-mailed to "approximately 30 women."

"I'd love to give it to you any time," Sheen wrote to one woman under the screen name "mrjonze55."

Richards says Sheen even visited gay pornography sites - "which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage," the documents state.

Richards accuses Sheen of punching the headboard of their bed once in a rage, and telling her that by no longer breast-feeding, she was causing their daughter, Sam, to "become retarded."

"He took a large wedding photo off the wall. He had it placed in our garage. He sawed the picture in half and took spray paint and sprayed 'the dumbest day of my life,' " Richards claims in the documents.

A month prior to the lewd e-mails, Sheen tried to apologize. "I have been responsible for some of the worst dialogue and venom-spewing behavior in the past few weeks that I can possibly recall, ever," he wrote. "The anger and frustration that our situation has generated is beginning to manifest itself in physical forms and cellular regression."

But less than two weeks later, he was sending Richards e-mails such as, "You are a horrible mom. Save your phony flowers for any one of your 30 dogs."

Sheen said through his spokesman, "I will not dignify the majority of these allegations with any measure of response. On its best day it remains laughable and inane."

That all sounds pretty bad, but The New York Daily News seems to be taking our side on the "Is Denise Richards a manipulative shrew?" issue:

But a pal of Sheen's accused her side of leaking the information. "And she wanted to have another baby with him only a few months ago, which makes her a hypocrite," says the friend.

The anonymous sender said in a handwritten note on the packet: "I worked on his show for 1½ years; he is nuts."

The name the sender gave to the messenger company, however, was "Denise Richards."

It must have been really hard for Denise to personally deliver such damning evidence to the major media outlets. Not because she was conflicted about making defamatory comments about the father of her children in public. No, it must have been difficult for her to resist the urge to request a paparazzi escort to the Daily News offices.


Denise Richards is still naked at MrSkin.com.