We imagine that Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards do everything in their power to avoid each other. Custody exchanges occur between two nannies who are instructed not to speak to each other. Denise probably even makes her daughters refer to their father as "sperm donor." But according to Denise, that's not the case. Denise claims they're just one big happy family and she even joins Charlie, their daughters, Charlie's wife Brooke Mueller, and their twin sons for dinner sometimes. Aw, how cute. Sayeth Denise:
Believe it or not, we had dinner together with all of us. So I love that. … It's important for our daughters to see us get along and to be able to be in the same room. Brooke and I have always gotten along, so obviously when we went through what we were all going through it was what it was. But I think she's great with my girls. They love her. I think anytime you go through a divorce it's such a huge change in your life, and obviously my divorce was very public and it got very nasty. … Charlie and I didn't want that — we didn't want all the conflict and this and that, and that's just was the situation was. I like things very calm and happy.
Well doesn't that just make you want to slap her on the ass and call her Demi Moore? Actually we think that might be what brought on the divorce in the first place. We're just wondering at what point in the meal Charlie implores Denise to go cry to her bald mom? Probably right before the port.
