Demi Moore Says, "Up with Nipples, Down with Fashion"

We don't know if you've been paying close attention, but lately we've been trying to expose you to the cutting edge of fashion, as demonstrated by Demi Moore. With each new ensemble she's proving that a positive attitude, a 'round the clock team of plastic surgeons, dermatologists, and Botox injection specialists, and a whole heaping load of twentysomthing dick can keep you looking young and fresh and relevant. But Demi also knows the true secret of fashion: When you've been putting off laundry day for far too long and you really need to leave the house in your last clean article of clothing, make sure your nipples are visible and no one will give a shit what you're wearing.

Here Demi demonstrates what will surely been seen on every runway next fall: a piece of black mesh netting left over from her garden mulching, a pair of Ashton's old flannel pajama pants, and shoes she snuck off the set of Striptease.