Ashton Kutcher's Cell Phone Got Jack'd

We'll admit Demi Moore is a pretty sexy lady. That $200,000 or whatever it was that she spent on plastic surgery seems to have kept all her pieces and parts in their appropriate places. But we will also admit that we're just not that interested in seeing her naked in her current Kutch-sullied form. Because, really, why would we look at her now when we could gaze upon pics of Demi in her prime, complete with Billy Gibbons muff? But some Frenchy is hoping that current-day Demi nudes will be in high demand. Egotastic reports:

According to Maxim Radio's The Manertainment Report, Ashton Kutcher's cell phone, which just happens to contain over 30 pictures of Demi Moore nude, is being held for ransom by a French taxi driver. Apparently, Ashton forgot his phone in the cab while on vacation in April, and now the driver wants $1 Million, or he will sell the pictures, of both Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore naked, to the paparazzi. And if that wasn't bad enough (or good enough, depending on your point of view), the phone also contains a whole bunch of celebrity phone numbers.

What are the chances that when Ashton goes to meet up with Frenchy with a wad of cash Dax Shepard will jump out from behind a bush and yell, "Booyah! You got Punk'd, biyatch!" or some such jaggy phrase? We're thinking pretty high.


Why wait for some Frenchman to pony up nudie pics? You can see Demi all sorts of naked at MrSkin.com.