Extra is reporting that Ashton Kutcher's strapping, virile, ruddy-cheeked sperm have successfully spelunked the cobwebby, hoary old womb located inside of fossil bride Demi Moore! Baby joy! Baby bump! And so forth! We've had our emotions toyed with in a similar fashion before, however, so we're not going to start crocheting Demi a fleet of booties just yet. In fact, Moore's rep had this to say:
"If or when Demi is pregnant- she and her husband will decide if that extremely private information should be made public. In the meantime, you should assume she is not."
Way to cover all your bases there, rep. Anyway, who are you gonna believe, some two-bit, dyed-in-the-wool, fly-by-night, Johnny-come-lately publicist or Mark McGrath and Dayna Devon? Come on.
Demi will give you a semi at MrSkin.com.
