Baby joy! Over the moon! Bump alert! Except not that last part. Wizened crone Demi Moore and her dimple-chinned pet boy, Ashton Kutcher, are supposedly set to adopt a baby boy this year. According to the National Enquirer (via Celebitchy)
DemiÖ and Ashton are believed to be going through a private adoption agency and hope to be parents by the summer. Itís a well-deserved triumph for the couple who suffered through failed attempts at in vitro fertilizationÖ.
ìBoth Ashton and Demi finally came to terms with the reality that (childbirth) is just not going to happen for them,î an insider told The Enquirer. ìThey had always resisted adoption because they wanted a baby of their own, but now everything has changed. They feel this is the best thing that could happen because they are able to give a child a great, loving start in life.î
And speaking of great, loving starts, here’s a video rant from the daddy-to-be that was posted on YouTube, featuring Ashton crying into his foie gras and Cristal and bags of money because a neighbor is doing work on a house at the usual time work begins for normal humans. It’s going to be awesome when the future baby, hungry and confused and sitting in a full diaper, begins to cry, only to have his new father call him a dillweed for interrupting his beauty sleep.
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At 46 years old Moore is over the hill for pumping out yet another brat. Although she looks pretty good due to all the plastic surgery.
demi moore & her toy boy ashton kutcher want to adopt
its child abuse for a kid to be raised by the frigging idiot
I think alot of these celebrities adopt just for the extra exposure because I'm sure once they get the child home, it's probably passed right on over to a nanny. But some of these kids come from such horrible living conditions that their lives are a thousand times better than what they came from so they probably don't mind all that much if the adoptive parents pay attention to them or not. As long as they're not being abused, and have proper food, nutrition, clothes and shelter, why not let them adopt? Some of the same people putting these stars down for adopting could probably very well adopt a child themselves but don't. So unless you're trying to make a difference in some poor kid's life, leave it alone!!