As the end of the month draws near, our thoughts turn not to New Year's resolutions or toasting with a flute of Cristal at the stroke of midnight, but instead, to our beloved stats page and the fact that December has brought some shockers along with its gentle, mild, global warming breezes. The top ten search phrases that led people to CelebNewsWire this month:
1. lindsay lohan nude (you can find some of that here and here.)
2. paris hilton no panties (want assflap? Go here.)
3. britney spears up skirt (Good God, where to begin? How about here or here or here?)
4. lindsay lohan panties (here are some Lindsay pantyhose, and some actual panties.)
5. brittany spears pantyless
6. brittany spears crotch shots
7. britney spears upskirt
8. paris hilton upskirt (panties here)
9. celebnewswire.com
10. firecrotch
Despite all the hoo-hah about Britney (or "Brittany")'s freshly-revealed–and freshly-waxed–genitalia, 9 out of 10 CNW readers would still choose the freckled folds of Lindsay Lohan's coochie or Paris's old-hat bits. And in an exciting takeover, the word "Firecrotch" has squeaked into the top 10, elbowing out all forms of the formerly popular "Fergie pee pants".
And as for our beloved but downtrodden "Aaron Carter shirtless"? It's slipped down into position 21. Still a perfectly respectable showing, but not so impressive when you note that it's listed under "Brandon Davis". Sorry, shirtless Aaron Carter. Better luck in 2007.
Paris is totally, utterly nude at MrSkin.com.
Lindsay's there, too.
Britney, too, for sure.
