Playboy Not Interested in Debbie's Harry

That picture to the left is a young Debbie Harry as a Playboy Club Bunny. She's pretty hot, right? It looks like she's got some ample and squishy boobage under that satin. So can you believe that Hef and his minions said, "Sure, you're sexy enough to serve us a couple of brandy alexanders, but we surely wouldn't want to see her naked. How gross." TMZ reports:

In an exclusive interview with Steppin Out's Chaunce Hayden, Debbie Harry revealed that although Playboy thought she was fit to be a bunny, she wasn't thick enough to be a Playmate.

Back in the day, having a beautiful body meant having a little cushion for the pushin'. By today's standards, the young Debbie could've absolutely been a Playmate. Clearly, father time has paid a visit to the rocker. So chances are that Playboy isn't going to come a knockin'. Debbie has only one thing to say to Playboy, "You missed the boat."

We're sure if 20-year-old Debbie walked into the Playboy offices today they'd tell her to lose 15 pounds and give her the number of a good bazooka booster. Ah, progress.


Who needs Playboy? You can see Deb naked at MrSkin.com.