David Duchovny Says, “I Swear, I Don’t Like Sex That Much”

Totally cured and committed to his wife sex addict David Duchovny claims that he’s a total prude on the set of Californication. Which is kind of like Lindsay Lohan claiming that she’s the NarcAnon pusher in her social group. The San Francisco Chronicle says:

He tells Rolling Stone magazine he’s actually quite conservative, and often challenges the writers of his sex-fueled TV show “Californication” when he thinks they’ve gone too far.

He adds, “I’m the one to say something is too crass. I turn into the house prude. I’ll say, ‘This is just nasty!’”

Man, the people working on Californication must be complete sexual deviants. What kind of stuff is being proposed for the show, ear fucking? Some sort of extreme taboo combo, like sex with a dead dog that your mom insists you refer to as your brother? Cause that would be gross. Or funny. Whichever.

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