Have you been boning the same boring person for eight years because you know that if you dumped said boring person there would just be another boring person–who would probably be less attractive or fatter or more annoying–to take their place? You should totally become a celebrity! Then you could change partners every six months and each one would be prettier and more successful than the last. Now you'll just have to work on getting talent and looks and charm. That should be easy.
First, Seth Cohen is either making a severe downgrade or is mourning the death of The O.C. in a rather self-destructive manner:
Are Kirsten Dunst and Adam Brody an item? The two were looking awfully cozy at L.A. hotspot Hyde recently, reports US Weekly.
Their shared love of thrift-store t-shirts and uncleanliness should take them pretty far.
And Bruce Willis is skewing a bit older than normal, as he was reportedly "making out in front of everybody" with Drew Barrymore. While her daddy issues are just as intense as Lindsay Lohan's, she's decades past the whole rehabbin' and relapsin' phase, so we guess that's a score for Bruce.
While we were against the union of Mandy Moore and DJ AM at first glance, we're warming up to it, mostly thanks to these photos. Awwww. And, hey, if Mandy can make even Zach Braff seem less than an over-full colostomy bag, she can make anyone loveable. Perhaps she should embark on a goodwill mission to de-douche America, dating the likes of Dane Cook, Mark McGrath, and Fred Durst.
And now for the most useless couple of them all, Sienna Miller and Josh Hartnett. Sienna has proven her ability to turn The Sexiest Man Alive into a dirty hobo clown in the span of a year, so at least Josh was already on his way. She could have practiced her sexy-killing voodoo on George Clooney or Justin Timberlake or the like.
The above ladies are all at MrSkin.com. Start with Drew, as she's the nakedest.
