Being a Hollywood star is sooo demanding. All most celebs want out of life is the chance to leave fame and fortune behind and just be a normal person. No more free designer clothes or glamorous parties, just honest hard work and a respectable paycheck. That's why Hayden Christensen wants to become an architect.
We're still waiting for Natalie Portman to ditch the acting thing and become a psychologist like she's been promising, but we'll settle for Christensen's early retirement. He said, "I don't find Hollywood interesting, so I'm thinking about studying architecture instead." Hollywood isn't interesting? Does he mean to say that when he uttered, "I love you, PadmÈ," we were right to assume that he was compiling a grocery list in his mind and instead of Natalie Portman's gaping mouth and fake-pregnant belly he saw nothing but dancing puppies in tutus before his glossy eyes? He continued, "A film is a product and as an actor you can only sell it if you sell yourself. You don't get to sit at the table before you're ready to give away your integrity. Maybe it works for Orlando Bloom. It doesn't for me." That's tough. Making fun of the one actor who's gayer than you and might actually make you look masculine by comparison is always a good idea. We're guessing Christensen's next move will be to challenge Tom Cruise to a light-saber duel and chant, "My fake publicity-stunt girlfriend is hotter than yours, na-na-na-na."
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