Daredevil and Elektra Say, "Drink Your Buckies!"

Jennifer Garner is still all kinds of full of baby, even though it seems she's been pregnant since the Carter administration. Our money was on the tyke popping out at the Thanksgiving table. "It's coming right now, there's no time for an ambulance! Just throw the turkey on the floor and splay her out on the dining room table. The pumpkin pie will make a nice pillow." It just sounds like a Ben Affleck movie, doesn't it? But at this point the kid has been in there so long maybe it can hang on until Christmas and our prophecy can still be fulfilled. In the meantime we'll tell you about Jen and Ben actually getting paid to carry around those venti caramel-mint-mocha-toothacheacinos you pay $4.95 for.

You know that picture you saw last week in "Stars: They're Just Like US!" of Ben Affleck wearing leather pants and dangling a Kool from his mug and fisting a big ol' cup of 'bucks? That's called working. And that one of him in baggy boxer-briefs scratching his ass with one hand while holding coffee in the other? Also working. The New York Daily News reports that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have allegedly worked out a "seven-figure" deal to be snapped by paparazzi in their best MK and Ash poses. An insider said, "It's a relatively new deal. And considering how often they are photographed with the stuff, I'd say they're working pretty hard." Naturally Affleck's flack denied the rumor, but when was the last time you believed a publicist? When Lizzie Grubman told you she was an excellent driver? So next time you see Ben in the gossip rags walking to acting classes or completely surpassing a gym while gulping down his half fat, half foam, part skinny, three sugars, extra whipped cream latte, just think to yourself, "Anything that keeps him off the set of Surviving Christmas 2: Revenge of the Mall Santa."
Jennifer's not preggers at MrSkin.com.
And the Fleck, at MaleStars.com.