Harry Potter Nude! TK November 2010!

And now what you've all been waiting for: hot hot sexy totally hot Harry Potter nudity! England really is liberated, isn't it? According to Cinematical:

Okay. I know that fandom usually leads to fanfic stories that center on a million different sexual scenarios, but what's with the Harry Potter nudity? If Ace Showbiz has it right, Daniel Radcliffe is stripping once again, but this time it isn't for a disturbing play about horses. It's for Harry Potter.

Yes, they report that the almost-20-year-old will strip down for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Radcliffe is quoted as saying: "At first I thought I'd have pants [underwear] on for the scene. Apparently not. But I've sort of done that before on stage. It's all old hat now, really."

We can see it now: Harry will be alone in the woods after a nasty run in with a snark-eyed squaggle and he'll slowly strip off his claw-slashed shirt to dress his wounds by a stream. Oh, this water is warm! It would be so nice to take a bath. And what's this? Some helpful traveler left a bar of Irish Spring and loofah on that shiny rock over there. So Harry starts to peel off his pants, slowly, as not to aggravate his wounds, and then his Fruit of the Looms, as the camera pans in for a nice brown-eye close-up. Oh, wait, that's the plot of Hairy Squatter Spits Not Swallows, direct-to-DVD October '08. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, on the other hand, will probably have the cinematic equivalent of those "racy" "shocking" Miley Cyrus pics, and every Wal-Mart shopper in all of Whoville will be outraged.