Hamsters. They're furry and fluffy. They're teeny. They have stubby little wiggly tails. They're good at hiding out of sight. Sure, they're cute, but it's not exactly a compliment when your dick is compared to one. Take it away Petco rodent-department employee of the month FemaleFirst:
Daniel Radcliffe's penis shrank "to the size of a hamster" when he appeared naked on stage.The 'Harry Potter' star bared all for his role as a horse-obsessed stable boy in the London West End theatre production of 'Equus' – which he reprises on New York's Broadway from next week – but admits his nerves caused him an embarrassing problem on the opening night.
He said: "You tighten up like a hamster. The first time it happened, I turned around and went, 'You know, there's a thousand people here and I don't think even one of them would expect you to look your best in this situation.' "
We're trying to find a positive angle here to comfort young Radcliffe, but we're having a hard time. No wait, not a hard time; rather, our efforts are limp, flaccid, minuscule. What can we say to reassure the young lad after a theater full of people saw his dangling member retreat back into his body as if it were Osama Bin Laden taking cover in his cave? At least it wasn't the size of a cockroach? It just doesn't seem to make much of a difference.
