Harry Potter Goes from Tweens to Trannies (with Bonus RPattz!)

Most ten-to-fourteen-year-old girls are obsessed with one of two things: The Jonas Brothers, or all things mystical and magical, especially Twilight and Harry Potter. We're going to leave that first subject alone as we don't much care to discuss the extracurricular activities of the brothers Jonas (because what more can be said about My Little Ponies anyway?), so instead we'll check in to see how Daniel Radcliffe and Robert Pattinson have been occupying themselves lately. According to The Sun, Hogwarts' most famous student has been studying the fine art of the tuck with his tranny friend:

Daniel, 19, has enjoyed dinners and nights out with Our Lady J, a striking blonde drag queen from New York.

They dined together on Sunday and were snapped arm in arm at a party in the city late last year.

Danielís larger than life pal makes a living singing tracks by Dolly Parton, ALANIS MORISSETTE and NINE INCH NAILS and has been described as ìfierceî, ìmind-blowingî and ìthe love child of MEAT LOAF and MADONNAî in reviews.

A close friend of Our Lady G said: ìDaniel is fascinated by the drag culture and is always asking questions. He went to a few shows and was made to feel very welcome.

ìHeís a lovely guy and he and Our Lady J got on like a house on fire.

ìThey have eaten out together and been to parties. They have become quite close.î

"They have eaten out together"? Oh, that's rich.

And as for Robert Pattinson, he's spending his time with real female performers. Naked ones. Says Star:

The attention of gorgeous costars ó and red-blooded women the world over ó has failed to quench Rob Pattinson's thirst for affection!

In the May 18 issue of Star ó on sale today ó we report that as if British hunk doesn't have enough ladies in his life with his Twilight costars Nikki Reed and Kristen Stewart both crushing on him, he's added another woman to the mix ó a stripper!

While shooting New Moon in Canada, he's made not one but two trips to Brandi's Exotic Nightclub in Vancouver, where he became infatuated with a curvaceous dancer named Kendra. The night they met, Rob followed the hot blonde into a private room for a lap dance and he must have liked what he saw because he returned asking for her two days later.

"She's very pretty and very sexy," one insider at Brandi's says about the object of Rob's affection. "She reminds me of Bo Derek in 10."

Well, getting a lap dance is all about restraining yourself from something that you really, really want, so we think Stephanie Meyer would approve.