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Daniel Craig: The New John Holmes

Respected British thespian Dame Judi Dench is always a lady. Even when she's caught spying on her co-star's supersized meat pole. She said of her Casino Royale co-star Daniel Craig's pork sword:

Itís an absolute monster! Maybe I shouldnít have said that. How uncouth of me!

See, had Judi been a heathenous American peeping on a peer's peener, she would have bellowed to the entire cast and crew: "Hey, everybody, come look at Danny's one-eyed milkman! It's the size of my arm!"


Catch some vintage Dame Judi at MrSkin.com. Naked, natch.

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