What's that picture to the left, you ask? Isn't it glaringly obvious? It's a sweating purple plastic Ben Gazzara with a stick up its johnson. No, actually, it's Popsicle Daniel Craig. Remember Daniel Craig? He's back! In popsicle form! The Del Monte company made him for you, and tells the Daily Mail:
"Daniel Craig topped our poll of Britainís coolest celebrities and thanks to our Del Monte lolly replica he is officially immortalised as super smooth and licensed to chill," said spokesman Matt OíConnor.
Only he's not really immortalized, per se, since, he's made of, you know, ice, and therefore melts in your mouth. Or in your butt, whichever.
