David Beckham says that he was able to get over the shock and stress of being dropped from his soccer team through the gentle guidance of his good friend Tom Cruise, who, with a positive attitude and a reassuring grin, helped Becks realize that he was surrounded by a healthy family and wonderful best friends and a pretty house and a lot of talent. And then the two of them held hands with Barney and took a ride over the rainbow on the Great Space Coaster so they could teach Knock-Knock and Edison all about sharing, caring, and cooperation.
Beckham was booted from his soccer team by its new coach recently, and revealed that he was able to make it through that dark time because he got a pep talk from America's foremost expert on stayin' posi in or out of shades: Tom Cruise:
"When I got to America I phoned Tom. He's a great guy to be able to speak to because he is a very positive-minded person. It is good to have people around you at that point. He talked about everything I had done in the World Cup, about the goal I scored and the goals I set up. He said I was a great player, that I played for Real Madrid, I've got a healthy family and three boys and a wife who love me to bits. He's a great example of someone who stays positive through everything. And that's how I started to get over what had happened with the England news. I got over it that way, with friends around me."
OK, either these two are in deep romantic and sexual love with one another, or David Beckham is just two engrams shy of becoming a full-on, grade-A, certifiable Scientologist? Mark our words. Those Beckhams are easily influenced. And who can resist a good sci-fi story?
Becks handles balls at MaleStars.com.
Tom's there, too!
