That "no sex for a year" ban seems to be working out pretty well for old Paris Hilton. In the three months since she pledged celibacy, she's handled more balls than the entire sixth grade gym class at Sheboygan Junior High.
Paris's latest victim/possible hookup is Criss Angel, who is a "bad boy magician", in case the badass dyed black scum-locks, in-your-face leather jacket, and jauntily tilted circa 2002 trucker hat didn't tip you off. Yes, friends, he's pretty X-treem, but none of his tricks can compare to the one he pulled off this weekend in Las Vegas. He showed up to Kim Kardashian's 26th birthday party, and guests were humbled and awed watching in wonder as Criss's hands took a death-defying journey all over Paris Hilton's body. The pair looked awfully (literally awfully) cozy, but reports didn't mention whether or not they left the party together. Guess we'll never know if Angel made his penis disappear inside her, or if he successfully made it out without contracting a social disease. Some may call that "playing with fire". We like to call it MAGIC.
Paris, Paris, Paris. Nipples, nipples, nipples. At MrSkin.com.
