Courtney Love Will Pinch a Bitch

And speaking of both Courtney Love and breast fondling, the still rehab bound bag of crazy is being sued for attacking a woman. Unfortunately this is not a new incident, so images of Love prancing around in a flimsy hospital gown and attacking an unsuspecting nurse while going through withdrawal will have to be labeled and stored away for inevitable use sometime in the near future.

According to ABC News (hey, look at that, we got news from someone who talks about more than just Paris Hiltonís vagina and Hilary Duffís resemblance to a horse), Love is being sued over a ìbottle-swinging, breast-pinching and hair-pulling attack on a sleeping woman at the home of the singer's ex-boyfriend.î An attorney for Kristin King said that Love ìpoured whiskey on King and the alcohol bottle struck the woman's left cheekbone and temple. The singer allegedly then threw a lit candle at King, jumped on top of her and dug her fingernails into King's left forearm and bicep. Love also allegedly yanked King by the hair, backhanded her, chipping one of King's teeth, and pinched her breast, leaving a bruise.î This alleged incident took place in April 2004, during the first peak of Loveís drug-fueled insanity. That means between trying to set a woman on fire and pinching her breasts and repeatedly showing her panties at the Pamela Anderson roast, there are two years in Courtney Loveís life that may include moments of such extreme craziosity that we will have to redefine the word crazy and reorder the crazy scale as follows: Courtney Love, Michael Jackson, Tom Cruise. We can only assume that the next Courtney Love lawsuit will involve her tying someone to the train tracks and signing an a cappella version of ìDoll Partsî while a herd of llamas eats the personís hair. Maybe itís good for Courtneyís legal standing that sheís been ordered to spend another six months in rehab.

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