The other day we brought you the linguistic gymnastics of Courtney Love and her new year's resolutions. And her resolution train is allegedly chugging along quite nicely; not only has she been "help[ing] other perforrers and asrtists who are unknown or nknown here in the states", but we're a full 8 days into 2007 and she has yet to be seen in a nightclub with anyone under 20. Well done! But, like a quitting smoker who sucks down an entire pack of Tareytons as a last hurrah, or the Catholic who gives up meat for Lent but feasts an entire antelope the night before, Courtney could not resist getting one final facial tweak before entering her first year as a collagen-free being.
According to imdb.com, Courtney took a quick jaunt to Paris before Christmas, where she apparently visited a plastic surgeon known for reversing what is commonly known as The Jackie Stallone Effect. A friend of Love's told US Weekly "she's happy to have her mouth back" (weird), and she showed up at the premiere of Freedom Writers looking "swollen". When asked about her poofy face, C-Love said,
"I'm not going to comment on that tonight. I just think me looking human is cool."
You looking human is cool, Courtney. And we'll be praying for it to happen any day, God willing.
Love Courtney and her nakedness at MrSkin.com.
