Because we know that you were sitting around this morning sipping your Buckies and scratching your ass, thinking, "What of Courtney Love's nether regions? Have they been visited by a male suitor in recent months?" we will provide you with the knowledge which you seek: C.Love's getting about as much dick as Katie Holmes.
According to the totally upstanding and legitimate source Life Style Extra from the UK, Courtney said:
"The only thing with sobriety is that promiscuity goes right out the window.
"It's easier to convince yourself that you are in love when you are high. I don't have a pool of men – it's more a Jacuzzi, or even a bucket."
Love – who has a 14-year-daughter, Frances Bean, from her relationship with Cobain – also confessed her love life is so depressing she is considering becoming a lesbian.
The singer, famed for her wild behaviour, is quoted as saying: "I don't have a boyfriend. This is the longest time I've gone without one. I love to be in love.
"I wish I could hang with dykes, but I've got cock written all over my brow. I've had so many obsessive relationships. Complete love crashes."
At first we thought this was a News of the World-style quote, where they take snippets from things someone has actually said and mash them together until the words add up to something sexy and scandalous. But then we found this picture of Courtney Love without her full face of makeup on, and we were convinced of her love of a big fat salami:
Courtney in less arid times can be found at MrSkin.com.
