Courtney Love Good Write Word Stuff

Did you wake up this morning thinking, "Crap, I got so wrapped up in in reading Jordan's novel Crystal last night that I forgot to go out and get drunk. How am I ever going to make it through a Friday at work without a hangover?" Why don't you spend the next half hour trying to read Courtney Love's MySpace blog? Although that strategy may backfire and cause your distraught and befuddled brain to shut down for good. You'd probably still be able to spell better than Courtney, though. Here's an excerpt, in which she talks about how much better she is as a musician than Gwen Stefani:

we were doing our hair( thew girls) way up in that ugly crazy building and couyld seeyou all for blocks, it was wild-= i told my peeps top go get bvoys wiuth skateboards and giurls whow ere into stefani, no offense to truyew fans i just felt like a challenge- if someone sreally into stefani to me that says they dontw anta nty trouble in thoe rlives, want very mucbh to be p[opular abnd accepted, wnatto be trendy but niot dangerous, and the idea of forcin gthat waznna be popular girl to face the fear cdoes somethin for me./plus im startinga clotyhing line this year too, just higher end and the lowerr end wont be about a font. i wouldbnt do that iu fond that crass somehow= a sportsac ten times the prio ce because it has ther same cuddle bear sweeetoe pie sign off that Rossdale used to sign hios letters to me with in a Times Courier font ? maybve its me, i know perfeume has a 800 -1200% profit markup so if one "brands" oneself well enough one can cash it in big an d hard by selling a perfume wethe rone gioves a shot about the smell opr not- kudos to madge for forgoinmg that , because nop way hads she not been asked. L.A.M.B. heh, well look its not fo rme to judge- im far mior eonteretsed in amazin g lingerie enyways and if i design a bag itll be fabulous

Oooh, Courtney, you so bad! You're so outside the mainstream, and your songs are so challenging to the establishment. Bad grammar really is the ultimate rebellion, right above painting your fingernails black and saying fuck a lot. OG riot grrrrl 1993!