Watch out, boys, the cougars are coming to townóand they're naughty! Rawr! The National Enquirer reports (via Celebitchy):
Following the failure of her lame gossip show, ìDirt,î Courteney Cox just sold a sitcom to ABC and censors call this one ìFILTH!î The actual title is ìCougar Town,î a sleazy saga of middle-aged babes seeking sex from guys as young as 15 – and My Script Spy got kinda shy reporting all the X-plicit, raunchy references to kinky sex, the f-word, etcÖ plus a scene where a horny old cougar flips open her housecoat and flashes a 15-year-old boy! Stunned ABC censors and execs are already locked in a furious battle with exec producer Cox, warning her that network TV ainít cable – and she and her Writers Gone Wild canít push the envelope past ìedgyî to ìfilthy.î Folks, I canít give examples in our family newspaper – but one line thatís actually hilarious involves why a husband needs to shave. (Trust me – you wonít hear it when ìCougar Townî airs next season.)
Ohmigod, does the husband need to shave because he, like, has a really important meeting in the morning with the corporate bigwigs from Atlanta and he needs to look presentable? But then he can't shave because one of the kids was playing with his razor and making a peanut butter sandwich at the same time and got peanut butter all over the razor and now it won't work? Because that would be filthy. And hilarious.
