And the headline of the day does not belong to FemaleFirst.com, for once! IMDb.com has stolen the crown with today's "Cosby to Fight 11 Women". Will it be a cage match, a Laser Tag battle royale, or a wrestling bout in a tub full of J-E-L-L-OÆ?
Ohhhh, ho ho, they mean fight in COURT! Boy, are our faces red!
Yes indeed, Bill Cosby just cannot seem to keep his pudding pop in his pants (will we ever tire of recycling the pudding pop joke? No). After a woman named Andrea Constand came forward in January with her bone-chilling tale of getting drugged and molested by Cosby, a startling ELEVEN (eleven!!!) other "former mistresses" of the comedian's have come forward with similar tales of gropeage. Tamara Green, a former lawyer, is one of his accusers. She alleges that she was diddled by the Cos over 30 years ago, and tells Fox TV's Big Story Weekend, "At least three of them have made statements to the Montgomery County [Philadelphia] district attorney's office." Meanwhile, Constand is filing a civil case against Cosby, with nine other women listed as potential witnesses.
We shudder to think of how many mothers-to-be Dr. Huxtable may have administered an extra-probing cervix check. Oy!
