We have never been this giddy before. Not even Paris Hilton's hacked Sidekick offered this level of elation. That was only a short-lived high, whereas this news will potentially entertain us for the entire lifespan of a human being: Britney Spears is pregnant! Now we'll wait for the retraction of her "false tabloids" statement. We knew US Weekly would never lie.
Late yesterday afternoon a message was posted on Britney's official website announcing that she's carrying more than a load of Frito pie and some Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper in that inflated tummy of hers. The statement reads: "Dear Fans, The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together. There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend. Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers. Love, Britney & Kevin" After hearing these words we immediately jumped out of our chair and started doing cartwheels around the office. We're pulling for a baby girl, hopefully to be named Lurlene Crystal-Jo Federline. And we can't wait till the little tot hits five years old and Brit and Kev start tarting her up all Jonbenet Ramsey style. Except without the murder. Because murder ruins all the fun.
See Britney's pre-preggers form: Nude Review at MrSkin.com.
