We’re still saddened over the break-up of Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri. They seemed so happy together. She didn’t mind that he could sleep inside one of her shoes and he didn’t mind that her DNA looks like a bowl of alphabet soup spelling out “batshit crazy”. But alas, it’s over. And apparently Janet’s moved on. To Colin Farrell. Entertainment Tonight reports (via Celebitchy):
An unlikely celebrity couple may be emerging! ET’s special source spotted Janet Jackson warming up to actor and ladies’ man Colin Farrell.
The two were seen last week sitting side by side in a booth at the renowned Polo Lounge located in the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Yes, we know that sharing a meal together does not mean that Colin is dipping his pickle into Janet’s clam chowder, but we’re rolling with it. Partly because today’s gossip is filled with people still talking about Adam Lambert’s faux nob gobbling and partly because we just like the idea of Colin Farrell porking Janet Jackson.







