Coco Reveals New Trend in Plastic Surgery: Assplants

As Coco appears to be on the cutting edge of new assplant technology, we're not quite sure what it is exactly that has been stuffed into her posterior. Sure, it could simply be a couple bags of saline, but we think that would jiggle too much and ruin the assy allure. So what could it be? A couple of down throw pillows? Probably too soft. A pair of stale Quizno's buns? There would probably be some unpleasant spoilage issues. Our best guess is that, in a nod to Leo DiCaprio and all those greenies, Coco did her part by recycling Katie Holmes's fake-pregnancy basketball, cutting it in half, and covering it in leathery, tangerine skin.

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