ï The unpleasant weave Tyra Banks sported on last season's Top Model has migrated to her lip. That's fierce!
ï Joaquin Phoenix: method actor.
ï When you litter, Patrick Swayze turns his weather-beaten, spiritual face to the skies and weeps a solitary tear.
ï Paris Hilton gets her stoolbox hosed out.
ï Oasis member Noel Gallagher calls Jack White "Zorro on doughnuts". And, well, uh, he's kinda got a point there.
ï A stripper had drunken floor sex with David Arquette. Strippers have low standards.
ï And Mariah Carey has an employee who helps her lift those pesky beverages to her parched lips. Don't snicker–the strawmaster probably makes more than you.
