ï Gwen Stefani sees herself as a "dorky fat kid". That's funny, because we see her as a creepy transvestite who keeps Japanese girls as pets.
ï Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary and weed.
ï Naomi Campbell blah blah blah new catfight blah blah punching slapping blah zzzzzzzzzz.
ï Johnny Knoxville has something in common with Mick Jagger. And it's not 30 illegitmate children or highly kissable lips!
ï Victoria Posh Spice says she does, in fact, read books. They're just children's books, is all.
ï Nick and Jessica can barely fake it anymore.
ï It's kind of a crude, low budget Midwestern version of Gawker Stalker, but we have our first celebrity sighting: a snitchy spy wrote us and said that they spotted Dwight Yoakam at the White Stripes/Greenhornes show in Chicago last night, and that Yoakam was "hanging around the Greenhornes' dressing room for a good hour, calling the band 'my Ohio boys' and eating their Fritos and dip". If you see Yoakam (or, like, Angelina Jolie, or Marilyn McCoo even) at their show tonight, let us know: tips@celebnewswire.com.
