ï If a Denise Richards and Richie Sambora break up in the woods and no one is there to care, do they make a sound? (TMZ)
ï Avril Lavigne, topless. He was a sk8tr b0i, I said see my taters, boy. (Yeeeah!)
ï Mary Kate Olsen slips rib. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Justin Timberlake flew Jessica Biel and her first-class ass to England for tea and beans on toast. No, for canoodling. Canoodling. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Ewan MacGregor wears junk-enhancing briefs. Are they 18 hour? Do they lift and separate? (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï Teri Hatcher has leopard-spotted pubic hair! Or underwear, whatever. (Taxi Driver)
ï Is Vanessa Minnillo humping Nick Lachey's butt in the pool? Because it really looks like Vanessa Minnillo is humping Nick Lachey's butt in the pool. (Derek Hail)
ï Britney Spears hates her mom and did not call her or visit her on Mother's Day, when said mom was in the hospital with pneumonia. Then she tear-gassed an orphanage and crapped on a veteran's memorial. (Glosslip)
ï David Faustino got busted for weed possession for the most convenient headline ever. (Celebitchy)
